Wood Signs Page One From Country From The Heart Handmade Woodcrafts & Gifts

~ Crafty Country Signs ~

Offering over 200 sayings to choose from.
Signs are hand painted & made of 3/4" solid pine wood.
They have a Cream colored background with your choice of
Dark Blue, Dark Green, or Burgundy border & coordinating ribbon for hanging.
Embellishments will vary.

~ Bathroom Signs ~

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~ Cleaning Signs ~

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*** AVAILABLE SAYINGS ***

1. Housework makes you Ugly

2. Dust is a protective covering for furniture

3. Life’s made of Choices…Remove your Shoes, or Scrub the Floor!

4. Please excuse our Mess, the staff is at our other House

5. My secret fantasy is having two men, one to cook, one to clean

6. When I said “I Do”, I didn’t mean dishes

7. If the shelves are dusty and the pots don’t shine, it’s cuz I've got better things to do with my time

8. Although our house is quite a mess, come in, relax, converse. It doesn’t always look like this…sometimes it’s even worse

9. Dust experiment in progress… Please do not disturb the samples

10. The house was clean yesterday…Sorry you missed it

11. A clean house is the sign of a broken computer

12. Dust Bunny Heaven

13. Don’t worry about your dust, it doesn’t worry about you

14. Push button for maid service, if no one answers, Do it yourself

15. I’m not vacuuming until someone invents one you can ride on.

16. Sweep more than your troubles under the rug.

17. Dirty screens keep out more flies.

18. Dirty windows keep birds from flying into them.

19. Dust is unsanitary. Stay away from it!

20. This house is cleaned every three months, whether it needs it or not

21. This is a self-cleaning kitchen...Clean up after yourself!

22. Cleaning house while the kids are still growing is like shoveling snow while it’s still snowing.

23. Bless this Mess

24. Dull women have immaculate homes

25. I hate four letter words...like Cook, Dust, Wash

26. There's no real need to do housework -- after four years it doesn't get any worse.

27. Housework Done Properly Can Kill You

28. Whenever I feel like cleaning, I lie down until the feeling goes away.

29. Organized people are just too lazy to look for things.

30. I believe in miracles ... keeping this place clean is one of them.

31. This house is protected by a thin layer of dust.

32. Both of us can't look good. It's either me or the house.

33. Watch out for falling killer dust balls!

~ Country Livin Signs ~

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*** AVAILABLE SAYINGS ***

1. A day in the country is worth a month in town

2. Country Cookin Food so good it’ll make yer tapeworm stand up and bark

3. Enjoy the Simple Life

4. Welcome to the Country

5. Warm Country Welcome

6. Dust is a country accent

7. Country Kids are the Cutest

8. HOUSE RULES No Cussin, No Fussin, No Sassin, No Whinin

9. Little Bit Country

10. No Shirt...No Shoes...No Problem

~ Family Signs ~

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*** AVAILABLE SAYINGS ***

1. The circle of our family is forever

2. Celebrate family, friends, and tradition

3. Family is pieced together with hope and faith, Family is quilted and bound with love and grace.

4. Families are like fudge…mostly sweet with a few nuts

5. Happiness is Having a Large, Loving, Caring, Close knit Family in Another City

6. Families that are stitched together with love seldom unravel

~ Friends Signs ~

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*** AVAILABLE SAYINGS ***

1. You’ll always be my friend, you know too much

2. Side by side, or far apart, Friends are always close at heart

3. Making a friend takes a moment, being a friend takes a lifetime

4. A friend is someone who reaches for your hand, & touches your heart

5. Friends become chosen Family

6. A true friend will help you through life’s ups & downs

7. Friends are Forever

8. It takes a long time to grow old friends

9. In the cookie of life...FRIENDS are the chocolate chips

10. Good friends are like angels, you don’t have to see them to know they are there.

11. Times change and we with time…but a greater friend I’ll never find.

12. Celebrate Friends, Family and Tradition

13. Moments that are shared with a friend, are ones we wish would never end

14. An understanding friend is better than a therapist; and cheaper, too!

15. Friends are like fine chocolates…It’s what’s inside that makes them special.

16. Chance made us Neighbors, Hearts made us Friends

17. Good Times with Good Friends make the Best Memories

18. Friends are the best Collectibles

19.A true friend Warms you with her presence, Trusts you with her secrets, Remembers you in her prayers.

~ Grandparents Signs ~

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*** AVAILABLE SAYINGS ***

1. Professional Grandkid Spoiler

2. When all else fails call 1-800-GRANDMA

3. God couldn’t be everywhere, so he created Grandma’s

4. Gramma is my name…Spoilin is my game

5. Grandma’s Rules: Feed them Sweets, Buy them Gifts, Send them Home

6. Grandma’s are Angels with invisible wings

7. Grandma’s House Kids spoiled while you wait

8. Nana is my name...Spoilin is my game

9. Nana's Rules: Feed them Sweets, Buy them Gifts, Send them Home

10. Nana's are Angels with invisible wings

11. Nana's House Kids spoiled while you wait

12. When all else fails call 1-800-GRANDPA

13. God couldn't be everywhere, so he created Grandpa's

14. Grampa is my name...Spoilin is my game
15. Grandkids spoiled while you wait

~ Home Signs ~

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*** AVAILABLE SAYINGS ***

1. Home Sweet Home

2. Lodge Sweet Lodge

3. Cabin Sweet Cabin

4. Condo Sweet Condo

5. Having someplace to go is Home… Having someone to love is Family… Having both is a Blessing

6. May the warmth in your heart grow peace in your Home

7. Bless our Home

8. Everyone brings joy to this house…Some when they Enter Some when they Leave

9. Bless this home and all who enter

10. There’s no place like Home

11. Home is where the heart is.

12. It takes a heap of messin’ to make a House a Home.

13. A House is made of brick & stone… a Home is made of Love alone.

14. House Rules - This is my House and I Make The Rules

15. Love grows best in little Houses

16. So it's not Home Sweet Home...Adjust

17. Bless our home with love and laughter

18. This home is open to God, Family, and Friends

19. As for me and my house, we shall serve the lord

~ Kids Signs ~

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*** AVAILABLE SAYINGS ***

1. Forget the Dog…Beware of the Kids

2. Raising kids is like being pecked to death by a duck

3. Who are these kids, & why do they keep calling me MoM?

4. I love to give Homemade gifts, Which kid would you like?

5. You don’t scare me…I have kids!

6. Our Home isn’t under construction…We have kids

7. Be nice to your kids...they’ll pick your nursing home

8. Spoiled Rotten Kids Live Here

9. A happy childhood lasts forever

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